Privacy Policy

Hey there,

Welcome to Two Birds One Stoned where we're all about breaking stigma and spreading knowledge, not secretly harvesting your data like some shady dudes in a white van. But since we're all playing on the internet, here's the deal on what we collect and how we use it.

What We Collect

• Personal Info You Hand Over: Name, email, maybe your phone number if you're feeling chatty. This happens when you reach out to us or sign up for stuff.
• Browsing Data: Like a nosy friend, we might notice what pages you vibe with, your IP address, device type, and browser details.
• Cookies (Not the Edible Kind): Little bits of data to make your experience smoother. Think of them like digital snacks.
• Comments: When you comment, we collect your email to assign you a random username (if you decide). We don't display your email publicly.

Kids Aren't Welcome (Sorry, Not Sorry)

This site is for adults only. We don't knowingly collect info from anyone under 18 (or 21 in some places). If we find out a young'un snuck in, we'll delete their data immediately. Parents, if your kid somehow got on here, let us know and we'll sort it out.

Why Do We Bother Collecting This Stuff?

• To Make Your Experience Better: Personalizing content, speeding things up, and making sure the site works like a charm.
• To Stay In Touch: Answering your messages or sending you cool updates (never spammy, always chill).
• To See What Works: Understanding what content hits the mark so we can keep delivering good stuff.
• To Stay Legal: Gotta keep the suits happy.

For Our International Friends

We've got readers all over the world! Here's how different privacy laws apply:

• EU/EEA Folks (GDPR): You can ask to see your data, delete it, take it with you, or restrict how we use it
• UK Friends: Similar rights to EU under UK GDPR
• Irish Users: Protected under GDPR and Irish Data Protection Act 2018
• Australian Mates: Protected under the Privacy Act 1988 - you can access, correct, or request deletion of your personal information
• Other Jurisdictions: If your local laws require specific privacy protections, we'll do our best to comply

Note: Specific compliance requirements may vary based on our business operations and your location.

Cookies & Tracking

Yeah, we use cookies. Not the cannabis infused kind, just the ones that help the site remember your preferences. You can block them if you want, but it might make your experience feel a little less tasty.

For EU visitors: We'll ask your permission before setting any non-essential cookies. That annoying popup? Yeah, blame GDPR, not us.

Email Marketing

When you sign up for updates, here's the deal:

• We'll only send you cannabis education stuff, no spam
• Every email has an unsubscribe link - use it if you're over us
• We follow anti-spam laws (CAN-SPAM, Australian Spam Act, etc.)
• We'll never sell your email to anyone

Who Gets To See Your Info?

My Dad.

We're not about selling your data to the highest bidder. No shady deals here. We only share stuff when:

• You Say It's Cool: Like signing up for emails or dropping your details in a contact form.
• The Law Demands It: If someone in a suit and tie says we have to, we kinda have to.

Keeping Your Data Safe

We keep your info locked up tighter than the private & important items you hide from your landlord. We use industry-standard security measures like encryption and secure servers. But let's be real - no system is 100% hack-proof. We do our best, but we can't guarantee absolute security.

How Long We Keep Your Stuff

• Email list: Until you unsubscribe or ask us to delete you
• Comments: They stay up unless you ask us to remove them or they violate our terms
• Browsing data: We purge this stuff every 90 days
• Legal stuff: We might keep some data longer if the law requires it

Your Rights (Because You Deserve 'Em)

Depending on where you live, you might have rights like:

• Checking what data we've got on you.
• Asking us to delete your info.
• Saying "Nope" to certain types of data use.
• Taking your data with you if you want.
• Updating incorrect info.
• Limiting how we process your data.

To flex your rights, hit us up at hello@twobirdsonestoned.com.au.

Links To Other Sites

Sometimes we'll drop a link to something cool. Just remember, once you leave our site, we can't promise what the other guys are up to. Browse responsibly.

Changes To This Privacy Policy

If we switch things up, we'll post it here. No shady stuff, just keeping you in the loop. We'll also update the "last updated" date at the bottom.

Last updated: [01/10/2025]

Talk To Us!

Got questions or just wanna say hi? Hit us up at:

Email: hello@twobirdsonestoned.co
Phone: +61 473 651 825